Bad Car Names

(Or ‘How We Killed a Friday Afternoon’)


The Ford Crib Death


The Chevy Catheter


The Chrysler Gunt


The Toyota Blood Fart


The Chevy Nut Sack


The Dodge Moist


The Chrysler Fluffy


The Ford Stem


The Toyota Soapscum


The Mercury Inkspot


The Nissan Gray


The Lincoln Redneck


The Chevy Shah


The Dodge Panties


The Mercury Cigarette Butt


The Pontiac Phlegm


The Volkswagen Abcess


The Chevy Toe Jam


The Kia Burnt Toast


The Hyundai Stain


The Mitsubishi Drain Clog


The Kia Reek


The Honda Blow


The Toyota Ejaculate


The Porsche Douche (or is it pronounced, Por-shaa Doo-shaa?)


The Mercury Boil Lance


The Pontiac Tax Fraud


The BMW Body Cheese


The Acura Skeet Skeet


The VW Smegma


The Ford Squirt


The Toyota Gosselin



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Comments: 5
  • #1

    Přema (Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:24)

    THX for info

  • #2

    London Taxis (Sunday, 09 September 2012 23:01)

    Are those names really true? I doubt that Ford will name their car "Squirt".

  • #3

    Stefan (Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:15)

    THX for info

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