Bad Car Names

(Or ‘How We Killed a Friday Afternoon’)

 

The Ford Crib Death

 

The Chevy Catheter

 

The Chrysler Gunt

 

The Toyota Blood Fart

 

The Chevy Nut Sack

 

The Dodge Moist

 

The Chrysler Fluffy

 

The Ford Stem

 

The Toyota Soapscum

 

The Mercury Inkspot

 

The Nissan Gray

 

The Lincoln Redneck

 

The Chevy Shah

 

The Dodge Panties

 

The Mercury Cigarette Butt

 

The Pontiac Phlegm

 

The Volkswagen Abcess

 

The Chevy Toe Jam

 

The Kia Burnt Toast

 

The Hyundai Stain

 

The Mitsubishi Drain Clog

 

The Kia Reek

 

The Honda Blow

 

The Toyota Ejaculate

 

The Porsche Douche (or is it pronounced, Por-shaa Doo-shaa?)

 

The Mercury Boil Lance

 

The Pontiac Tax Fraud

 

The BMW Body Cheese

 

The Acura Skeet Skeet

 

The VW Smegma

 

The Ford Squirt

 

The Toyota Gosselin

 

 

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Comments: 5
  • #1

    Přema (Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:24)

    THX for info

  • #2

    London Taxis (Sunday, 09 September 2012 23:01)

    Are those names really true? I doubt that Ford will name their car "Squirt".

  • #3

    Stefan (Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:15)

    THX for info

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