Our Rivalry With The Daily Show

Considering the short amount of time we’ve been on the Internet, the folks at MAWG were surprised to learn that we are already embroiled in a rivalry with another media icon, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show.

 

We suppose it was inevitable. Jon has been the host of the Daily Show for going on twelve years. He’s been on top for a long time; perhaps feeling a bit stale; a bit… past his prime. It’s only natural that he would feel threatened by this hip new internet upstart. We are, if you will, the Jolie to his Aniston; you can argue most of their relative merits; talent, appearance, public appeal; but when you want things to get freaky, you know where to turn…

 

Which one do you think would anthropomorphize your colon?
Which one do you think would anthropomorphize your colon?

We are however, a bit disappointed at the nature of the attack. We only learned of it while reading through www.urbandictionary.com  (Dirty Sanchez!? Does that really need to be a thing?) While perusing the site, we came across this entry:

 

Mawg (1) Noun. Acronym for "Middle Aged White Guy" used to describe a suspicious older man. Used by Jon Stewart in satirical reference...

 

Apparently it can also be used as a verb: "That guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me."

 

Not cool, Jon Stewart; suggesting that our age, skin tone and gender automatically imply that we are sneaking into Chuck E. Cheez to leer at single moms... (We totally are by the way).

 

That's us in the costume...
That's us in the costume...

How does that work? Yeah, yeah, “400 years of oppression! That’s how it works!” I get it. White guys did some stuff. People are still justifiably pissed, and Jon Stewart is acting as a voice for the minority. But what you aren’t considering, Jon Stewart, is that “white” encompasses a lot more now than it did 400 or even 100 years ago. There are plenty of ethnic groups which get lumped into the “white” category, who did feel the sting of oppression not too long ago.

 

For example, 100 years ago you may have been Irish...

 

but today…White guy.

 

 

100 years ago you may have been Italian...

 

 

but today…White guy.

 

 

100 years ago you may have been Jewish…

 

 

but today… 

So, please, Jon Stewart, from one highly respected media outlet to another, let us assure you there is no need to feel threatened. You are, after all, one of us.

 

- MAWG

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