"Poop shiver" - That familiar all over shudder that accompanies dramatic changes in bodily systems, like a walk in a drizzly fall day, waiting in a doctor's exam room, or when you drop a load. A friend, a classy lady I know, once dropped this scatological gem into a conversation we were having. Instant ice breaker. We as a society will be much closer and supportive of one another when we can bond comfortably over such simple intimate human things. Not so much when those intimate things don't work right. Like with old people. Eww.
I'm sure there are other common but uncommonly used terms. Maybe not even about poop, but rather about the other stuff we keep secret unnecessarily.
"Lap tent" - The tendency of some middle aged mens' pants to create a prominent bulge when seated. Ladies... It has nothing to do with you. It is the pants. To be honest, after the age of 15, it really doesn't just jump on out there without some physical encouragement. And certainly not seated. If you see us manipulating at all, it is most likely to make necessary adjustments to avoid excruciating pain, rather than because we are also fantasizing about if your leg goes all the way up. Oh, we're thinking about it alright. But that alone doesn't typically engage the launch sequence. Well, for some particular types of individuals on the city buses, yes, that tent might indeed have a pole, but not for most of us. So I guess your suspicions could be justified. If you're curious, and you want to make a close friend quickly, and you can handle any answer, go ahead and ask.
- Mensa Flav